Peter-Niss's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ecopoiesis]

An influential allegory for sexual intercource.

Although this film is a modern animated classic, akin to the old works of Walt Disney and the like, I staunchly disagree with its profane imagery and vulgar message. It was truly a mistake on my part when I allowed my two small children to be present during its screening. I don't believe the taint will every be washed from their impressionable young minds.

Clearly, and undeniably, this film poses as a strong metaphor for intercourse and procreation. Any layman can easily deduce that the so-called "space ship" stands in for the human phallus, whilst the planet is, without any shroud of doubt, a vagina. Furthermore, the "ship" releases the "plant", which doubtlessly is a cleverly disguised stand-in for sperm, and so the planet becomes fertilized, and teeming with life.

To me, I feel the ending is the most disturbing, however makes a sadly true statement about our species as a whole. From the very beginning, we had been duped, and the "planet" turned out to be our own blue gem that is the planet Earth. It is quite clear to my colleagues and myself that the sick twisted statement you make in this film has no place on an internet already brimming over with smut and detritus.

Please rethink your future endeavors, or put a more fitting rating on your work, to avoid further mishaps like the one I endured on this day.

th1rt3en responds:

Actually, no.

But I can tell you put a lot of thought into trying to make people believe that, so uh, well done mr P. Ness

[Ackbar : Meal]

ANOTHER ONE?!

why do u keep making flash cartoons? not only that, but you keep making the same movie and resubmitting it with a different titles! seriously you've seen one ackbar, you've seen them all.

try a little bit harder and maybe you can make something a little more watchable.

[Sealab 2021 - Clips #1]

LOL

This was great.

"You shoud do you own work. Hey it might actually be funny."

You already did do your own work...and it wasn't funny, so keep the sealab coming.

KurisuFilms responds:

Thanks, this is why i did it. SO poeple who love the show dont have to download 150 megabyte episodes just for a min or two of great shit, but i do think my other stuff was funny lol, any thanks

[Suicidal Bobbo - Ep 1]

WOW!

HOly shit man, I fuckin git it!!! WOW!
BRAVO! MAKE MORE! I TOTALLY UDERSTAND THIS MOVE!!!
Ya see, when he goes to hang himself, he's holding the rope with one hand, and when he is choking, turning all the colors, he lets go at the last second, realizing that suicide isn't the answer...thus the ending with him sadly looking out the window. BRILLIANT, MAKE MORE@

omega10mg responds:

thank you =)

[Suicide Dreams *updated*]

HAHAHAHAHAHA......

wow this was the funniest funkin thing I've seen on NG for a long time, besides my stuff.

[I Eat Cigarettes!]

Hmmmmm....

You are an underage smoker. I am going to tell your parents. Cigarettes are bad. Go smoke crack...or weed. Either one is good, but tobacco is just wrong.

[Takin' Retards to the Zoo]

I liked it but...

Next time make it a little longer. Pretty damn good for a first attempt at a music video. It ran fine on my computer, and the audio lined up perfectly with the animation.
I love the review posted by andrewb1487. If he is such an important programmer, why does he come to this site?
Anyway, good job, it just needs more.

SkullFaceNine responds:

Thanks man, its people like you that are helpin the flash creators out by actually saying what needs to be done and what you didnt like... ill work more for my next submission.